For the love of all things holy.

I don't know how the world ever ran without Artichoke Basille's Pizzeria. Seriously, where were we without a helping of spinach artichoke slice? Were these days the pre-era of the internet boom? No Twitter? No apps? No Itunes store???!!

The world was crazy then. And, the world is a better place now.

THIS.

STUFF.

IS.

ABSOLUTELY.

RADICAL.

Im not sure if words can express the joy of such a slice. All I can recall is the lack of conversation between my girlfriends during the consumption process.

Our makeshift plates. You, clever girl.

It hit the spot. Every single spot. From knee bone to the head bone, I had some happy bones in me.

And then, the poor crab slice... Neglected. Left out to be criticized for not being as good as the artichoke slice. I'm sorry. You would have had your chance in the spotlight if a pizza shop called Crab opened.